My horse is sick

Slang for wanting to do some ketamine. With Ketamine being horse tranquilizer, saying your horse is sick means you need it’s medicine.

“My horse is sick, you know what that means”

by Hails8n December 1, 2019

Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.

"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."

by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020

PPL Dark Horse

The award which Shreya Tatke deserves to win. She is genuinely one of the sweetest people I have ever met and she is the most wholesome person on the server. I only know her for 1-2 months but honestly she is one of the best people I have known . And don't forget #TatkeforDarkHorse.

Everyone : Which award is shreya tatke going to win.
Me: She is going to win PPL Dark Horse da.

by thelegend101996 October 18, 2020

Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.

Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!

by JacksonHursh January 7, 2012

Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

by Spliceez March 8, 2023

Ultimate chicken horse

A game where you compete competitively to an end goal to get points if you get as many points as the settings have you win.

“Hey are you playing ultimate chicken horse?”
“no I am playing Subnautica the high-tech game.”

by Pseudonym1090 November 17, 2020

Giant Horse Vagina

A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!

by CrazyIceCR3AM March 6, 2021