Hood Customs

A well-known game only virgins play

person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin

by DangerousKilla February 28, 2023

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Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .

by PauliePinks March 7, 2023

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Hood

A place where social Darwinian sensibilities predominate in which people are obsessed with the survival of the slickest

How Hood was Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman when they cheated by paying bribes to get their children into elite universities yo?

by Hoosier #44 March 12, 2023

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A message to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. A definition to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. Not Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich". Not "Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich"." /

A bunch of people happen to be hood rich. /

by JordanJohnsonistheone March 23, 2023

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Hood Crawling

To venture into the belly of the Beast by traversing a hoods back alleyways, forgotten Lots, or streets that you very much do not belong in so much so that individuals might bargain with you for a small drug transaction, a small physical escapade or for all of your personal Goods with no payment in exchange.

Who is this fool walking down the street? This man's must be Hood crawling.

by PassiveDemon January 18, 2023

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