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girlfriendly

girlfriendly, n. a relationship with a girl characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than girlfriend.
(pl. girlfriendlys; cf. boyfriendly)
cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon
Why does every woman in my life start out as a hook-up, turn into a girlfriendly, progress to girlfriend, and then eventually end up as best friend? Why can't I go from stage one to stage three and stop there?
by DougB September 26, 2006
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girlfiend

The one who nicks your money, demands your time, blunts your razors, whines about your mates and beats you up in bed. But you love her
'Sorry I can't come to the match, the girlfiend is coming over'
by The original girlfiend January 22, 2004
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Girlfriendoppotamus

A girlfriend whose girth is equal to that of a hippo, but has the ability to mask said girth to her boyfriend even though it is evident to the rest of the world.
Jordan: "what do you think of my new chick guys?"
Mike: "Where is she behind the fat chick?"
Jordan: "what do you mean?"
Mike: "dude, you have a Girlfriendoppotamus"
by Grob1782 February 28, 2011
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garyfriend

A friend you or another friend meets online or over XBOXLIVE and constantly text messages or IMs you. This person is a sketch ball and doesn't have many friends so they need to talk to you. This friend makes themselves sound a lot cooler than they really are to impress you. This friend also makes sex jokes and intends on raping you when you go to see them.
Cody: Dude Adam Sarah met a garyfriend through me.
Adam: Dude nice
Cody: Yah but he makes himself seem a lot cooler than he really is.
Adam: Sarah is such an idiot, I bet she's gana go and see this garyfriend.
Cody: Yah that sounds like Sarah.
Sarah: What the fuck you guys are just jealous because my garyfriend loves me.
Adam: He's gana rape you when you go to meet him.
Sarah: Yah whatever it'll be fun.
by SKKroxit35 February 24, 2009
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Girlfriendology

the online community of women based on female friendship. Inspiration, appreciation and celebration of girlfriends. All things girlfriend-ly.
Girlfriendology makes me feel so thankful for my fab female friends.
by GirlfriendologistDebba November 11, 2011
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girl friend

A person every straight man should have in his life. They come in several varieties including casual, regular and serious. The casual girl friend is usually very unreliable and may be having casual relationships elsewhere.
A girl friend adds balance to the life of a single man. Get a girl friend should be a slogan used by doctors. A man with a good honest girl friend is much healthier than a man on his own as he takes more pride in his appearance and physical fitness.
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
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Girl Friend

That girl you hang out with without sexual interests. Other people usually assume that both of you are fuckbuddys though.
" Hey dude, is that your girlfriend?"
"Yes but not that kind of way."
"So your just friends with benefits?"
"No she's just my Girl Friend."
"So she is your girlfriend?"
"No stupid we're just friends."
by Soviet Iran April 5, 2015
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