The right ear or gay ear is the ear that most homosexuals tend to get pierced more often than the left ear, hence when somebody who is heterosexual is getting their right ear pierced he is getting the gay ear pierced. Straight men should avoid getting this ear pierced if they wish to carry onward their straightness.
Right=GAY
Left=Straight
Both=Normal
Right=GAY
Left=Straight
Both=Normal
Male #1- "Yo man, i'm gonna get my right ear pierced today."
Male #2- "WHAT?! Dude, that's the gay ear!"
Male #1- "I know that."
Male #2- ...*slowly walks away*...
Male #1- NO WAIT COME BACK...... I LOVE YOU!!!!
Male #2- "WHAT?! Dude, that's the gay ear!"
Male #1- "I know that."
Male #2- ...*slowly walks away*...
Male #1- NO WAIT COME BACK...... I LOVE YOU!!!!
by Vomitcake January 11, 2011
Character from naruto.
Gai is a Konoha Village jounin and the sensei of the team whose members are Rock Lee, Tenten, and Hyuuga Neji. Like Lee, he is a specialist in hand-to-hand combat or taijutsu, but unlike Lee, he can use ninjutsu or genjutsu.
He and Kakashi are known as eternal rivals, gai is in the lead with 50 wins to 49 losses. Later it becomes known that this is just the score of a rock-paper-scissors game they played when they were kids. He is also a fantastic teacher since he really cares about his students and their feelings, especially Lee. Although he really cares about his students, he is very strict about his rules and those who break them will receive a punishment.
Gai and Lee are very close. Lee is Gai's favorite student because of his nindo, (way of the ninja), and because Lee looks like him in his younger days. Gai is also proud that Lee has mastered the renge, secondary renge, and the ura renge at such a young age. Gai especially appreciates Lee because he has the same eyebrows and the same nindo. He sees his childhood self in Lee.
Gai is a Konoha Village jounin and the sensei of the team whose members are Rock Lee, Tenten, and Hyuuga Neji. Like Lee, he is a specialist in hand-to-hand combat or taijutsu, but unlike Lee, he can use ninjutsu or genjutsu.
He and Kakashi are known as eternal rivals, gai is in the lead with 50 wins to 49 losses. Later it becomes known that this is just the score of a rock-paper-scissors game they played when they were kids. He is also a fantastic teacher since he really cares about his students and their feelings, especially Lee. Although he really cares about his students, he is very strict about his rules and those who break them will receive a punishment.
Gai and Lee are very close. Lee is Gai's favorite student because of his nindo, (way of the ninja), and because Lee looks like him in his younger days. Gai is also proud that Lee has mastered the renge, secondary renge, and the ura renge at such a young age. Gai especially appreciates Lee because he has the same eyebrows and the same nindo. He sees his childhood self in Lee.
Gai Sensei: "Youth is sweet and sour and sometimes strict Kakashi"
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai Sensei: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
Kakashi: "Did you say something"
Gai Sensei: "Oh my god!!! That was pretty good rival Kakashi. That reaction is somewhat 'modern' and it pisses me off."
by TommyHaych January 21, 2006
theo, he is the exact definition of a human who likes penis. A level of gay that has not even been reached by the likes of James Charles. Theo is the purest form of homosexual, a an willing to sell his very escense just for the taste of a big juice penis.
man 1 - "Bruhhh i cant even describe how gay Jeremy is"
man 2 *patting man 1 on the shoulder comfortingly* "The word- the word youre looking for is Theo. That man, he, he is a Theo. theo is gay."
man 2 *patting man 1 on the shoulder comfortingly* "The word- the word youre looking for is Theo. That man, he, he is a Theo. theo is gay."
by Henry = simp June 16, 2020
Homer: "Do you wonder what I do in this room that I disappear for long periods of time, and don't want you go go into?"
Bart: "I don't know. Gay out?"
Homer: "NO!" *opens door* I make Jerky.
Bart: "I don't know. Gay out?"
Homer: "NO!" *opens door* I make Jerky.
by RacistAsshole October 21, 2009
Hey girl, your gettin some love handles down there. When was the last time you went to church?
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
Jesus?
No bitch, GAY church!
by LittleGiant Longhorn September 27, 2007
A variation of Mean Girls, Mean Gays are people who use their homosexuality to be scathing, bitchy, or all-around mean. Usually fashion gurus, Mean Gays travel the streets in packs, preying on people who are badly dressed or not aesthetically pleasing. TLC usually markets them on fashion shows.
-Hey man, can I come in?
-You look horrible, what's wrong?
-These mean gays jumped me on the sidewalk and insulted my shirt in high-pitched, giggly voices.
-Oh God. Here, let me get you some coffee.
-You look horrible, what's wrong?
-These mean gays jumped me on the sidewalk and insulted my shirt in high-pitched, giggly voices.
-Oh God. Here, let me get you some coffee.
by Charles McCrory September 02, 2007