Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

blue ears

when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop

alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls

alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn

alex: no fucking way

by lolimagine September 27, 2022

Rabbit Ears

The inability to keep criticism from affecting the individual being scrutinized, or taking certain mentions personally once heard or read.

Michael Jordan had Rabbit Ears when the NYC Media was editorializing his play because he dominated the Knicks with impunity.

by Tribal_Warfare June 3, 2021

Ear Rape

When you pass someone the aux and they play lifeav

Bro1: Can you please pass me the aux ?
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.

by poopdiwoop January 6, 2021

ear fucking

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.

Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear

by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019

Ear Rape

Getting raped in the ear by a large cock (Preferably Black), or occasionally it is someone breathing into the microphone on a headset.

Dude 1: yo shut the fuck up your ear raping me!

Dude 2: what does my breath sound like when I breath in the mic!

Dude 1 is listening to dude 2 breathing into the my therefore getting ear raped

by Thick Nibba🍑🍑 October 11, 2019

Ear Rapist

Someone who uses ear rape sounds to benefit his team and stun the other team

Mike's a godamm ear rapist

by Insomnion October 4, 2022