To Ding (verb)

To lose in a situation you initially appeared to be winning. Derived from Reading Football Club who do this in 90% of their games.

To Ding (verb)

"How did Mark get on with Sarah, he looked to be in there?"

"He had a chance to take her home, but missed his chance and then some other guy moved in."
"He Dinged it?"

"Proper Ding."

by oxodouble December 6, 2023

Zong Ding

A fucking arsehole

look at Zong Ding, he's a fucking arsehole.

by I insult my friends with this January 2, 2024

Toe-ding

When one persons sexual partner has intercourse with their toes in the vaginal area

“Last night my man’s toe-dinged me😊😊”

by Goonius III February 24, 2024

chocolate dingdong

When he or she ‘pulls out’ of the anus and it’s covered in dookie.

“Can i put it in babe?” “No i’ll end up giving you a chocolate dingdong.”

by themagicalboy February 29, 2024

Finger ding

To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.

Why do you have to finger ding all the donuts, just grab one.

by Chingo Dingo June 21, 2024

Ning Ding

9mm handgun

Foe nem got that ning ding on em

by Triple-double August 12, 2024

Ying Ding

Word for Asian N-word. Used to banter someone who is of the Asian persuasion

Person 1: you're ugly
Asian: No you're ugly
Person 1: No, You're a Ying Ding

by RyNub April 30, 2024