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Depression

A mental condition that many people have. Some with it joke about it, some that don’t actually have it joke about it too. It’s also an emotion, as well. Depression is just another word for sadness.
I hAVe criPpLinG depression

Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.
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Post-bridem depression

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.
What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression
by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011
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Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15
Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!
by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020
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Depressed Disliker

Description of a person who dislikes YouTube videos because they’re depressed.
“You disliked jake Paul’s video, you’re a depressed disliker.”
by Anthony Bolanos April 5, 2024
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depression

it’s when you can’t escape from the own sadness in your mind that it becomes so strong, that your body learns to block out the pain and you can’t feel it any more. you become so numb. this can also lead into self harm. like cutting to get a feeling in your body. or killing yourself because you’ve just blocked up so much pain that your body can’t handle it any more, and one day it just all comes back and you don’t know how to cope.
Your daughter has depression”
by literal psychopath July 26, 2018
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Depression

Depression isn’t just a feeling. It’s a mindset. It’s a lifestyle. It’s when the whole world is ending, and everything is going wrong, and you’ll never be happy again, and you can’t breathe because you’re unhappy, and you don’t matter, you’re worthless, and nobody cares. There are two solutions. You overcome it, or you suicide. You can overcome it. I believe in you. Don’t suicide. Be strong.
I’m not depressed, I’m depression
by Kyle Blueberry June 24, 2019
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Depression

Depression, a constant feeling of emptiness. Depression is NOT when your mother tells you your grounded. You sad ass 11 yr olds.
"Jimmy Is Depressed, Jimmy Has Depression, Jimmy No Like Life." "Amy Is NOT Depressed, Amy Just Got Grounded."
by Soggy Water. February 2, 2021
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