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The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.
Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.
by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019
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The Lieutenant Dan

To tie your partners ankles to their upper thighs in an attempt to make them a paraplegic. Them having sex with them.
How bout we do something different tonight baby? I'm thinking we try the lieutenant dan.
by swanny2008 March 22, 2010
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Dan

A independent Girl who has been hurt many times.she is very loyal and will do anything for her friends.She will always be there for you no matter what.When you are not around them everything seems boring she will make you laugh woth her strong sense of humor.If you know a Dan consider yourself lucky and hang on to them.
"Dan is a very loyal friend"
by dantimber March 16, 2019
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Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.
Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.
by Banana75 May 30, 2022
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Dan Day

A “Do Absolutely Nothing” day. Similar to a Fuck Off Friday, but meant for daily use.
Today is Friday, I think I’ll make it a DAN Day.
by Thee MFing man August 28, 2020
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Dan dg

Absolute neek who loves to sniff used shoes and get off to them.
The other day I was doing a dan dg and my mum caught me
by Dan dg July 29, 2021
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Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.
me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.
by therathoe May 6, 2019
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