Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says

Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible

by Rattusman June 22, 2020

chris green

The most perfect anyone can be Chris green is god Jesus and the goat

He is a Chris green

by Chris green the goat January 7, 2020

Pull a Chris

Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you

Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself

Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you

Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris

person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*

Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude

by Duke Derpleheim October 11, 2013

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018

Chris La

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so sweet and is always there for you. He never wants to hurt you and always has time to hang out. Sometimes he is annoying but you just have to get through it because he works with your random moods. He is smart even tho he denies it. He puts his friends first.

He is also really hot and all the girls like him but he only likes one girl. He’s not a fuckboy at all. Thank god!

Chris la is great

by Bean117 July 13, 2018

Chris E

Mf’s like that have the name Chris and have the starting letter of E are those dudes that are complete idiot, it’s like the idiot that you usually laugh at, but they got their heart in the right place, and they’ll be for you in a rough situation

Person 1: hey bro can you run any faster we gotta hurry
Chris E: Bro i can’t i’m sleep depressed

by Ifyoureadthisurgae June 3, 2021

Chris Williams

Chris Williams is a character part of the Sync Podcast. He is the biggest SIMP alive.

Boy: look at that kid simping
Other kid: he must be Chris Williams

by Anonymous959 June 9, 2020