chode poker

a person who pokes little kid wieners

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"

by Jiffystuff2 February 18, 2016

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.

Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?

by carchester December 14, 2010

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

wining chode

wining of the chode

a chode wining chode is a chode that is weined off

by Black slave licker May 01, 2024

Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.

I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it

by Chodeler February 26, 2025

king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes

Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!

by Afghan dan December 12, 2017

Chode Russle

This saying is an expression for an “all mighty chode” basically saying the best chode

Bro thats “Chode Russle” everyone knows how big it is

by Banditsea February 04, 2025