by KentuckyFriedHumans June 19, 2023
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009
(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.
Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.
by memestinkyboy October 28, 2023
A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
by Cuntyalishous January 08, 2024
The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?
Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain
Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?
Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?
Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.
Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?
Christian: Why should he have done it that way?
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?
Christian: Cope harder.
Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain
Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?
Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?
Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.
Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?
Christian: Why should he have done it that way?
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?
Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 28, 2022
That one guy at the table that has his card in hand stretched out into the middle of the table, unturned, before the player before him has even played, just to intimidate them into thinking he knows what they will play. This usually makes the card player second guess what they think they should play and play another. Which usually ends up being the wrong play.
Last night, Pete was such a card bully. He was totally making me mess up because I kept second guessing myself. I hate when he tries to guess what I will play.
by Card Bully September 17, 2011
a phrase that was created by racists to try, usually unsuccessfully, to defend themselves from accusations of racism. It is a term used by those who are intellectually weak and lazy when they cannot counter a logical argument or factual data.
If you accuse someone of racism, and they are guilty of racism, they may accuse you of using the "race card."
by AmericaMath FanZonZonie June 26, 2020