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Creepy Card

An argument, similar to the race card but used to try and shame men who speak their mind about things that are important to society.
Bob: "Women shouldn't be dressing in slutty clothes to work and talking smack about their husband."
Linda: "Stop thinking you can tell others how to live their lives. And stop judging others. That’s’ just creepy."
Bob: "You need to stop pulling the creepy card"
by thenextbojizzle September 30, 2022
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An appropriate card

1. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that sounds like it works and won't get your video demonetized, until you or someone else decided to read too far between the lines. See too appropriate

1b. A card played in Cards Against Humanity that actually works too well, so it doesn't get picked.

2. An excuse that shouldn't work, but it does. Works best in the form of something you might find on a notecard or some similarly sized, stiff, paper-like object
1. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so an appropriate card is “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself”… wait… that could mean something else…

1b. Well, the black card is “(Blank) reminds me of my weeaboo days” so I’ll play “being a weeaboo”. Wait, “sitting in my room with the lights out watching unrealistic videos by myself” won? I guess I played an appropriate card.

2. So, I was just getting arrested for stealing thousands of dollars of Hasbro games from Toys "R" Us, but I managed to grab the get out of jail free card from one of my new monopoly sets. Take that, racist cops!
by CaTastrophy427 July 10, 2018
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Uno Reverse Card

Guy 1: Ur mommy in ma bed yo
Guy 2: No u
Guy 1: UNO REVERSE CARD
by Aesodynx December 13, 2021
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shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me
I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta
by gage burks November 17, 2020
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PDM Card

Fucking around with people on Discord and sending illegal shit, breaking the rules in servers. and nonstop disgusting shit
Ligma: *sends porn* hahahahahahaha im so funny i sent porn
Gorilla: Bro your literally using the PDM Card can you fuck off *bans*
by gorillasussyballs January 15, 2022
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Charlie card

The Boston metro card. Also could be referred to as "charlie ticket". The metro itself if referred to as the "T"
Don't forget your Charlie card money!
by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019
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Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
by some dummass March 6, 2023
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