the mad cap

A piss poor excuse for a human. A waste of human flesh who thinks there gods gift to the world.

The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.

by Me and only me. October 9, 2017

sideways cap

Hardcore anal. That makes a gooey substance.

I’m ready I’m wearing my sideways cap

by ##lolol October 18, 2017

words with some caps

This is used when mocking someone

Logan : Hey, going out want anything?
Jake: Yea, buy me some pizza
Logan: Buy mE sOmE piZzA
“ Words with some caps “

by G.B Stella October 23, 2017

cap off

when one can no longer produce sperm from jerking off too much

Man I cap off last night with emma

by Elimantler23 October 26, 2017

mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.

The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.

by Lizard caps April 26, 2017

bloody cap

When you're getting eating out while someone is wearing a hat and soon his hat looks like Vietnam flashbacks.

Friend 1: how was it last night?
Friend 2: it ended with a bloody cap.

by Marcilene is secretly me!!13 May 27, 2017