Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.

Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011

Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

by Maitcha July 14, 2022

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

i can bend daddy

i can bend daddy is used when someone is horny, saying i can bend daddy. implicating they can bend over and give oral sex

oh yeah? i can bend daddy

by vyvid November 10, 2022

can being a whore rn

When someone gets left on seen by the whole group chat so they deleted all their messages so that someone else who previously sent a message gets left on seen by the group chat

Person1: damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr he deleted all his messages

Can: I'm a whore

by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022

Can we ban this guy?

when someone says something so cringe they should be banned from the server

paul : i like femboys
panic : Can we ban this guy?
wifi : but he likes me...

by morbinmogus March 24, 2022

i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022