brandon

brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.

“woah is that brandon “
“yeah i heard he’s really annoying”
“oh”

by kAyLiE bLaKe October 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy

Brandon is stinky and fishy

by Bob Ross 614 October 22, 2019

Brandon

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.

estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....

by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 27, 2019

brandon

smelly guy.

Oh who ist that?
It's brandon, the smelly Guy.

by WganahJnaanksam November 22, 2021

Brandon

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.

wow that is so brandon

by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021

Brandon

Canny camp nd that

You know brandon.

He is canny camp and that

by Duxh November 22, 2021

Brandon

The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.

Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."

by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021