brandon

stupid fucking scorpio

yeah that’s definitely a brandon

by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022

Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon

god brandon is such a loser

by bithcboy April 18, 2024

Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart

Brandon is funny

by Coolestguy42069 March 1, 2019

Go Brandon

A San Diego thank you between two men in a public bathroom.

It's halftime, let's go brandon.

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022

Brandon

He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably

T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.

I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...

i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!

by ☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎ January 1, 2022

Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck

If u see Brandon suck him off

by Cool guy November 22, 2021

Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

by sav :P October 22, 2022