Beard

A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S A VAGINA ON THAT GUY'S FACE.. Oh wait, it's just a beard"

by msul005 March 13, 2009

Douche Beard

Gayest member of the Seamen of the South
Very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. Beware the cold bone
AKA DB

wheres DB?
prolly suckin a dick

by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

Red Beard

Having sex with a girl while shes on her period then meat slapping her across her face to give her a "red beard"

Dude i red bearded that whore last night did you see her face?

by milkysoup December 4, 2010

Beardo

A nutter or weirdo who happens to have a beard.

"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo"

"Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

emo beard

A blow job from a emo. Male or female, doesn't really matter. Their hair hangs down off the cock and makes an emo beard.

That fagadeuche Pete gave some random hero a emo beard in the alley.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 27, 2008

man beard

The beard on a boy who is trying to be a man by growing facial hair but fails.

Yuck, that guy's man beard looks like pubic hair.

by shazam1234 November 5, 2009

bearded bivalve

Do you really need a definition for this?

The bearded bivalve is the same thing as the cameltoe.

by Phunkey March 7, 2008