august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

august 14

My basic ass birthfay

Hey, did you know it's August 14th?
Oh wow, that's my birthday

by Séan Miller August 15, 2021

9th Of August Night

The 9th of August Night or better known as early night day is a day where individuals goon instead of going to shit parties and then go to bed early.

Dylan: “Hey Blake, wanna pull a 9th of August Night to miss benno’s party?”

Blake: “Hell yeah that party is gonna shit, I can’t wait to stay home and goon and go to bed early”

by T-Royrex July 27, 2025

August 10th

International Alli appreciation day

Oh shit it’s august 10th!
All hail Alli

by Bes Mean August 9, 2021

August 8th - National show your butthole day

On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions

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August 8th - National show your butthole day

Hey Hannah, today August 8th!

Yeah and?,

It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish

Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!

by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022

august 3

international canadian frog day, the day in which frogs are born and move canada

-omg there’s Sacculos, he is a frog
-yeah, I bet he was born on August 3...

by frogabs November 7, 2019

August 1

whoever is born on this day is the cutest person ever

person 1: hey you! your the cutest girl i know!
person 2: huh what?
person 1: your birthday is in august 1!
person2: no its not

by username0183736 April 19, 2025