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August 19th

"Today is my sons birthday, what a coincidence!" a man says whilst receiving a Blumpkin in a public restroom on August 19th
by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022
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August 19th

"Today is August 19th which just so happens to be my son's birthday as well." I say as I am receiving a blumpkin in a public restroom.
by LotusTheDictionary August 18, 2022
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august

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)
have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way
by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025
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August 9

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no
by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022
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August

Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into
Suzie: yo august you cute
August: i hate myself
by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022
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August 8th/FNAF day

ITS AUGUST 8TH/FNAF DAY WE HAVE TO BINGE MARKIPLIER FNAF ALL DAY WHILE PLAYING FNAF DRINKING FNAF SODA YOU BURNT BISCUT!!
by zoeyyskz🐰 April 20, 2025
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Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
I fucking failed toilet eruption august!
by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023
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