Alex Turnerists

a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.

person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.

by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023

Alex Zielfelder

Probably plays boys volleyball
Varsity in the unified Dick sucking team
Barber fr did him wrong

Person 1: “I heard that someone is spreading STDs around the school”

Person 2: “that’s definitely Alex Zielfelder fosho”

by Andromeda1029 June 7, 2022

Alex Bah

Likes to get em when theyre young and vulnerable.

"Oi look it's alex bah that wet cunt. keep him away from the nursey"

by epicminecrafter69420 June 30, 2022

alex garwood

He has thin eyes

Boy 1:Alex can see us
Boy 2:Look at his eyes of course he can’t

Alex garwood is pretty much blind

by I am max February 17, 2022

Alex Arnold

The most sexy bad ass ever

Girl: Damn did you see Alex Arnold at school today?
Other Girls: Ya he's so sexy

by Iwatchprisonberak August 23, 2011

Alex Ovechkin

Some really ugly Russian hockey player that plays for the Caps. He made a fool out of himself at the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games, because he lost, BADLY. He can't even score a 51st goal, like Sidney Crosby can.

He is also very creepy looking.

Guy #1: "Dude, that chick is ugly"
Guy #2: "Yeah, she must be Alex Ovechkin's kid"
Guy #1: "No shit, she even has a really ugly moustache, like her daddy!"

by IhateOvechkin April 13, 2010

Alex Karev

A cocky, arrogant, honest, compassionate fictional doctor on the drama series Grey's Anatomy. He is married to Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl) and played by Justin Chambers.

Alex Karev loves Izzie Stevens.

Izzie Stevens loves Alex Karev.

Although at times, pompous and arrogant, Alex Karev shows a softer, more compassionate side, especially towards Izzie Stevens.

by LBertrand October 9, 2009