2 o'clock shower

Getting up at 2 in the mourning to masterbate.

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower

by kingdongggg October 22, 2010

shit shower shave

the most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process.

1. take a shit, never do this last
2. have a shower, feel clean
3. shave, either in the shower or alternitavely after the shower, if you got face hair.
FINALLY YOUR BAREABLE TO LOOK AT.

guy 1on phone: HEEEEY!
guy 2: hi there.
guy 1: what time do you wanna meet up tonight?
guy 2: well i need enough time to shit shower shave
guy 1: alright, we'll say 12
guy 2: woah! midnights a bit late, dont you think?
guy 1: well, your a hairy muthalicka, might take you a while
guy 2: i'll have you know, i have a beard as luch as zeus and a mullet as sweet as lincolns.
guy 1: whatever man, just be there by 9.
guy 2: word.
guy 1: and stop saying word, while your at it.

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

Mexican shower

to throw feces, either human or animal, into a ceiling fan and let the pieces shower over you. This can be done naked or clothed.

Ew, what'd you do, take a Mexican shower this morning?

by shanchavo June 22, 2009

truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Lay Down Shower

A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience

We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.

by magizzle September 13, 2007

Cleveland Steam Shower

Shitting out a mean smelly turd in the toilet while someone else is showering in the same small bathroom, creating the muggiest and nasitest stench ever. Best done on the sly or with a flush afterward (to create more steam).

My room mate was late on rent again so i snuck in and gave her a Cleveland Steam Shower this morning.

by Kevin Beavers May 22, 2008

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.

Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?

by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013