J-crump

To take a crap.

Hey Cameron, I just took a huge J-crump. Come check it out.

by Cody_Carnage February 19, 2009

j-szar

to scoop a penis from the front side of another person

i like to j-szar people

by jewish guy December 9, 2007

Blozzy-J

A cool name for a blow job

Loads of Blozzy-J's

by nbvdfsihla February 27, 2011

J-Mack

A name denoting ones fondness of the subject.

"Aiite J-Mack, how are u bruv?"

by innitbruv May 14, 2008

J-Robbed

Chugging an alcoholic drink, either because it tastes awful but you don't want to waste it, or because you want to get drunk fast.

Janet got to the party late, so she J-Robbed her drink to catch up.

Janet ordered a beer that she'd never heard of. It was gross, so she J-Robbed it.

by SuCo27 January 25, 2012

J-Hopism

A religion created for the one and only,J-Hope.
A talented king that I LIVE WITH ALL OF MY FREAKING HEART AND UGH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

*Oh my gosh, did you see Jhope during So What?
*Don't remind me, I'm thinking of converting to J-Hopism!

by Asstittiesassassandtitties January 26, 2019

larry j

Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.

Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.

by Riverrat March 27, 2015