Homie law 9 section 69

This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.

"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."

by NotSH03K January 2, 2022

September 9: Grab ass Day

Today is National Grab ass day, it doesn’t matter to who!

September 9: Grab ass Day:
It’s September 9th, let me grab that ass
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by Someonebythenameofidk September 8, 2022

9 of March hug your crush

9 of March hug your crush means that you hug your crush on the 9th

9 of March Hug your crush since it’s national hug your crush day

by Cloud🖖🖖🖖 March 5, 2021

Homie law 9 section 68

This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.

Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it

Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68

by LittleredAP December 8, 2020

bush did 9/11

a conspiracy theory created by druggies and pot heads claiming that former president George W. Bush played a role in the 9/11 attacks

Jimmy: hey Billy guess what
Billy: What is it Jimmy?
Jimmy: jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Billy: BUSH DID 9/11!!!

by DarkPathogen January 28, 2017

9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you

I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021