Nuh-Uh... Well, maybe I did and even IF I did, as the contract stipulates, I am allowed to contradict myself.
Hym "No I didn't. Not really anyways. Wouldn't invalidate the contract if I did because as the Imaginary Caveat Clause states: "Any rule, law, or legislation (et cetra) that would allow you to circumvent the terms of service is considered an 'Imaginary Caveat' and, therefore, does not apply." THEREFORE! Any rule that states 'If Hym lies the contract is invalidated.' Would allow you to circumvent the terms of service and, again therefore, would constitute and 'Imaginary Caveat.' So, we can be mealy-mouthed about what constitutes a 'lie' a we want. Doesn't really invalidate the contract under the auspices of the Imaginary Caveat Clause."
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