i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Plocka päron i motvind

A famous swedish saying that interpretes you are having trouble doing an easy task because of external circumstances. The saying directly translated would be something like "Picking pears against the wind". -Ulf Skönberg

Two friends, Lisa and Erik, try to set up a tent during a camping trip, but the wind is strong.

Lisa: "Why is it always like this when we set up the tent? Everything flies around!"

Erik: laughs "It's like 'picking pears against the wind.'"

Lisa: "Yes, really. But we'll have to fight on. It has to come up at some point."

Erik: "We'll fix it, despite the headwind."

Två vänner, Lisa och Erik, försöker sätta upp ett tält under en campingresa, men det blåser kraftigt.

Lisa: "Varför är det alltid så här när vi ska sätta upp tältet? Allt flyger omkring!"

Erik: skrattar "Det är som att 'plocka päron i motvind.'"

Lisa: "Ja, verkligen. Men vi får väl kämpa vidare. Det måste ju stå upp någon gång."

Erik: "Vi fixar det, trots motvinden."

by Ulf Skönberg & Kamrater Podden August 10, 2024

jeb-I master

The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"

Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father

by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?

Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday

by Monday lord February 5, 2025

I love you with tuberculosis

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries but it is also short for Tuberculosis. “I love you with tuberculosis” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.

A: “goodbye! I love you with tuberculosis!
B: “you too man”
*hugs*

by TreeFrog278 June 18, 2023