I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina

Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.

by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025

I feel like an Alexa

It’s when two or more people are having a conversation and you don’t understand anything they said.

- Yeah i think it was really great!
- Guys, what are you talking about? I feel like an Alexa right now.

by Biggienuts333 November 12, 2023

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

.9.I Think Frantically Around The Words "'Beautifully & "'Handsome'".9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 25, 2025

I Hate This Class

1: (NOUN) A class of which you hate.
2: (VERB) The Act of googling "i hate this class" to find results.
Damn, are you really this bored?

"Damn bro, I hate this class."
"I hate this class, I can't wait for dismissal."
"I'm so bored, let's google 'i hate this class.'"

by I hate this class. Kill me. September 14, 2022

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

I got Raked

When your IT professional screws you over. Pronounced like the computer rack. "Racked"

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked

by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011

mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

me fighting somone: 🙂

they do the balkan jerk: 💀

meh friend from ohio: english or spanish

sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?

logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.

(end me)

guy1: hey

guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

by ligmasigma October 18, 2024