A woman who pretends to be nice but deep down hates you. She will cook putato au gratin without even knowing how to spell “potato.” She loves family because they satisfy her need for live drama. She is a recovering addict of drugs, but will she ever go to rehab for her love of drama? Probably not. She’ll throw shade in between puffs of cigarettes, then laugh at her own “jokes.” Her cackling grows more labored the closer she gets to COPD.
Wife: I refuse to go to any more of your family reunions because you won’t stand up for me against that bitch.
Husband: your over-reacting. That’s just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just don’t take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
Husband: your over-reacting. That’s just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just don’t take it personal.
Wife: now your on the bitches side!?
by Sarcasmgoesbothways July 1, 2019
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by Tittiessss May 25, 2022
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by Slipperyslanger May 24, 2017
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Get the Depressed fat bitch mug.bbp syndrome, short forbasic bitch protagonist syndrome, is where the protagonist of a romance story, usually a female, will act reckless and foolish and become a basic bitch. this means that she will most likely try to run away from her problems and run away from falling in love because she is afraid of what is to happen. when she's endangered, this is the only time she will ever try to run back to the person she just hurt and pretend nothing ever happened. :( why do guys put up with this? because they love this girl with basic bitch protagonist syndrome. the reason why bbp is short for it is because they have a baby peener energy. we need actual dick energy, not bullshit.
guy1: wow, i'm so in love with her.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.
guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.
guy2: bro, can't you see? she's avoiding you cause she doesn't wanna fall in love with you but she clearly is. she's literally manipulating you indirectly, she got that basic bitch protagonist syndrome.
guy1: but i love her
girl: oh my gosh, please help me guy1, guy3 is gonna hurt mee.
guy1: oh no, get away from her guy3
guy2: i swear, you have bbp love sickness.
by GIVEMEYOURKNEECAPS January 30, 2020
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by Peter Griffi'n September 20, 2022
Get the Ilyasa's bitches mug.Mean bully; You know what you are, you lame dork? A bitch. Nothing more than a slutty bitch.
Bullied girl; Omg! Thank you sooo much! Can I give you a hug, that is so sweet. Thanks!
Mean bully; What the heck?
Bullied girl *gives a hug.*
Mean bully: Wait...
Bullied girl: Oh you didn’t know? Bitch now means beautiful, intelligent, talented, cute and hot. Have a great day, you silly bitch!
Bullied girl; Omg! Thank you sooo much! Can I give you a hug, that is so sweet. Thanks!
Mean bully; What the heck?
Bullied girl *gives a hug.*
Mean bully: Wait...
Bullied girl: Oh you didn’t know? Bitch now means beautiful, intelligent, talented, cute and hot. Have a great day, you silly bitch!
by HarryPotterBuffy March 10, 2022
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