Shitting my sack

Are you bull shitting me?

Are you shitting my sack?

by Sackshitter May 7, 2023

shit shack

(1. When you shit so carefully and make a shack out of shit.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.

Dude, Tom Kenny's shit shack attacked his pants today!
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

white shit

when you have small feeling when your tummy aches and then when you go to shit only tiny white chunks come out.

not cum

aw dang it my stomach hurts *white shit comes out*

by ishu4 May 14, 2023

SHIT

something you say when you stub your toe

SHIT, MY FUCKING TOE

by Snowflake12 May 16, 2023

Shit duck

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both

Oliver looks like the shit duck

by perfectattic December 1, 2022

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022