I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020

i love you 3000

something tony stark said to his child ;-;

"i love you 3000

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

I Sounded Hamster

When a person sounds cool or "gangster" while speaking.

S: Yeah, I get it.

A: Chill shit, yk?

A: I sounded hamster

by PandaManAlex November 29, 2021

It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.

Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.

by EdgyUsername November 8, 2018

Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022