I remembert

When you not “I forgor 💀”

Ohhhhhh, I remembert!

by Remembert man July 27, 2021

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart

me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group

by HehejwiwoaoaoOzkkNklLaoaiwiieu May 27, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

I didn’t see this

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.

“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.

by Getcoded May 10, 2021

I LOVE MINERS

RAHHHHHHGHTFDHDHG

bro are you ok

I LOVE MINERS

by The guy with a tie yt May 24, 2024

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021