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LOL

LOL in all caps means she wants the D
lol in lower cases means friendzoned
However, Lol! means friends and Lol!! or Lol!!! means take the hint
Guy (listening to Lost In The Fire in video where fitness model performs hammies and glutes): Keep the lights on *smirky face x2*
Involved girl: LOL
Another girl: omg why do I find this so funny *cry emoji x2*
by dangnuggets January 15, 2019
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lol

lol
by lol rad cool bro groovy February 21, 2017
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LOL

Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.
Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.

Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020
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emo queen lol xd

Total reject that looks like she got ran over and through by a semi truck or two. Nothing can help this sad reject even Satan can't stand her. She looks like a toad and makes babies cry. Ouch.
The kids at the daycare all began to cry as soon as the 'emo queen lol xd' came in the room.

Alex was talking to his mistress Candice and asked her, why did I marry this ugly 'emo queen lol xd'? I love you more Candice. For my dick can fit in your mouth better! Can-dice- dic fit in your mom too?
by DaddiesCandi82 July 15, 2023
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LoL

It mean to actually be laughing not smirking, fucking laughing
So if your friends text's lol and doesnt laugh tell them to jump off a cliff
"Lol that was the mother fucking funniest thing i've ever seen"
by - NezukoLover99 December 24, 2019
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lol funny haha poggers

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol funny haha poggers
by Cryptic hacker 😈 November 8, 2021
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Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.
Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
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