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Uncle Phill

A person who is wise money minded comedic doesn't take violations and will through you out your house like jazz. Also has a bit of weight deya and height
by Slapittap January 24, 2021
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Uncle Sam's Medicine

Alcohol or a drink mixed with alcohol in it.Uncle Sam's Medicine
Maybe you need to lay off Uncle Sam's Medicine there, huh.
by Word_Lover_3543354 July 8, 2023
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Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.
Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!
by uncle gusser October 29, 2011
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts
What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Uncle Joe

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.
How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.
by Jackvader442 May 1, 2022
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Uncle Ron

Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face
Uncle ron was a little Zesty
by Very cool monke June 28, 2023
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