Tony Delaney

Someone who spills lids out of a kitchen cupboard like a silly person slay.

My friend Kaslay just pulled a Tony Delaney.

by FantasyFrog May 15, 2022

Tony

The drippiest mf that exists (immense amounts of drip)

Bro look at Tony, he drippy asf

by Infeski_ September 14, 2021

Tony

Tony is real and is a person you can trust. Tony makes everyone feel happy he does not bring any negative energy. He has a great sense of humor and is smexy as hell and he is not taken by a beautiful girl. tony can be very anti social because people are "weird" Tony is the smart one of the group and is cautious of what he is doing. Tony is a love able person and will never cross you due to his big heart. He will always be by your side.

“Omg Tony is soooo smart”

by MyDixieEnormous October 27, 2021

Tony

Commonly used name in a group of friends as “toooooony” overly enthusiastic and exaggerated

Hey where’s Tony?

Who’s Tony?
Oh sorry I meant tooooony

by Og midnight extreme December 20, 2020

Tony

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.

Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.

Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"

Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."

Manager: "FML"

by Steenbean June 1, 2020

tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.

I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.

by lmodium March 28, 2022

Tony

Can handle the most spoiled, extra woman with complete ease. Mesmerizes her with his man meat. Is a guru in bed, causing his woman to have multiple orgasms.. Has a magic cock.

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"Give me that Tony" "He gives me the Tony" "Oh hes got that Tony touch"

by Sweet 🍒🐝 Bee July 28, 2020