Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"
by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018
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left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
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Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.
"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"
by RedDevil9001 July 04, 2022
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When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.
When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”
by Floatonok November 25, 2020
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Left Lives Matter

Left Lives Matter (LLM) is a movement which distorts truth to place PERCEIVED left wing "victims" on a pedestal over PERCEIVED right wing "oppressors". The media is a huge supporter, taking "victims'" unproven accounts at face value instead of doing real investigative work.

In reality in LLM it is the "victim" who has right wing tendancies and is the aggressor, while the "oppressors" who have the left wing tendancies and uphold society's values.

This is not race-based, though race can be used by "victims" as one of many cards to distort truth and gain support from the public.

An example would be when robbers are being detained by police, and the robbers try to get support from the crowd by claiming they'd been stopped because of their colour. The media would support the "victims'" accounts by only presenting their unproven side of the story, showing photographs of them when they were younger and smiling, usually in school uniform.

Again this is not a race matter. Another example is a group of "well-to-do" white middle-class ladies breaking Covid rules in the UK when they met during lockdown, putting lives at risk. They were fined by police, but then they were subsequently interviewed on TV and made out to be the poor "victims" who were needlessly apprehended by the aggressive police while they had their coffees. Again the media supported the LLM cause, only presenting these ladies' story and not probing why they were meeting up during a lockdown, when people were dying.
The media are a major supporter of the Left Lives Matter cause.
by RudeFam December 09, 2021
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lefted

(v) The act of passing a student on paper in order to comply with the “No Child Left Behind” laws. To change grades and/or criteria to make special needs students appear to be advancing academically. This is usually done by an appointed special education teacher and condoned by the administration and George W. left, lefted, lefting
Ever since the special ed. teacher lefted her, that Down’s Syndrome senior ranks 10th in her class! She can't read, and all she does at school is wordsearches and coloring pages, but her mom is happy and so is W.
by cjc1 January 05, 2009
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