Chris Davis

The Cuck of Santa Clarita - a man who talks in circles, takes a daily pegging and watching back wife with guys who have oversized penises

That guys wife treats him like Chris Davis

by The Cucks Daddy November 24, 2022

Chris Davis

Swag.

What does Chris Davis have? Swag. Period, end of discussion.

by McNuggets277 January 05, 2021

The Creepy Chris

Flopping around on top of your girl like a freshly caught trout. then having to shower straight after.

I did the Creepy Chris" the other day. Flopped on top for about 30 seconds and had to wash the germs off straight after

by Shinyknight June 08, 2019

Chris Alex

Former ERW Chairman, 4x ERW World Champ. 1x ERW UK Champ. ERW Hall of Fame class of April 2021. Currently with MEWA, PCW, and ERW. Ro-wrestling since Sept 2017. Formerly with EVW NXT UK. Most ERW World Title reigns. Longest rivalry: Noah Austin (Length: 9 months) (Best match: Main event of ERW Rabid Road with Noah Austin and Bendy Omega.

Chris Alex is one of the best ERW Stars of the post-war era.

by bobedobypassing May 21, 2021

Chris Vanderkooy

Handsome daddy with an amazing mustache::)

Who's your favorite member of Peach Pit?
Ah, easy, it's Chris Vanderkooy!

by Oofian March 21, 2021

Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!

Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.

by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022

chris downie

A guy with more spunk round his mouth and arsehole than in his soul.

That gay guy's covered in jizz. What a Chris Downie!

by wankbagging October 24, 2017