Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021

Chris Robertson

Come on scotter!! Normally found in his ICT suite this male is prayed on by all women for having such a good Scottish accent

Chris Robertson is a beast

by Malathyi October 7, 2021

Chris Trepidation

Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.

Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know

by crotchcracker September 24, 2021

chris burrell

Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.

“Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Chris Burrell!”

“I know right! Gingers are so cool!”

by kristinaisswag July 6, 2021

Pull a Chris

Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you

Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself

Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you

Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris

person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*

Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude

by Duke Derpleheim October 11, 2013

Pull a Chris

When you spill things

Chris will pull a Chris on Snuggie

by snuggie4u March 2, 2012

Big Chris

A Big Chris is a man who suffers with micro penile disorder, this is where the males genitals are unnaturally miniature. Also could be referred to someone who deals prime hydration.

*Calls Big Chris* "hello, you need some prime hydration? I will send it to Africa and back and then send it to you even though we are both in the uk" says Big chris whilst using a magnifine glass on his repopulation device.

by Subscribe to ACF Gamers March 29, 2023