raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012

titty bumper

A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.

Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"

Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"

by peckerolinger January 24, 2010

Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.

Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

by David Giomandro August 5, 2008

Pancake Titties

A girl with unusually flat or disappointing titties

Bro Maddie flashed me last night she got pancake titties

by Fuckyessirb June 25, 2020

Titty Cheese

The raunchy sweat underneath woman's breasts that smells really bad.

"When I was on top of that chick, I went to suck her breasts and the odor of her titty cheese was rancid"

by garfish316 May 14, 2015

Pity Titty

Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity

"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."

by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012

Flipping Tittys

If someone is freaking out or over reacting

Jesus! Colby is flipping tittys about his gf not calling!

or slang can be
Flipping Tits

by Aron1 February 27, 2009