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HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.
O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G
by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021
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The Vision Test

A quiz game inspired by "The Impossible Quiz." Fifty levels that start off easy, but eventually require careful observation and brain power in order to figure them out.
The Vision Test is known for being just as difficult as The Impossible Quiz, only negated by the fact that there are checkpoints. Level 47 & Level 49 are particularly notorious. Have fun!
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2021
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Test

Short for Testosterone, is the primary sex hormone and anabolic steroid in males. In humans, testosterone plays a key role in the development of male reproductive tissues such as testes and prostate, as well as promoting secondary sexual characteristics such as increased muscle and bone mass, and the growth of body hair.
Yo Gianni getting mad swole, he must be on that test
by JackedGiraffe August 10, 2022
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The Plan B Test

When a girl asks a guy to buy her plan B even though she does not want it just to see if the guy would be willing to buy it.
He failed the Plan B test! It was such a turn off.
by Spicy123 April 21, 2021
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Bechdel Test

A test used to figure out if you are a homosexual.
So John, it looks like you didn’t pass the Bechdel Test. I think you should let your wife and kids know.
by Criminalmindset August 16, 2023
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Base Blooben Test

The Base Blooben Test is a nonsensical added to tests to waste time, or force incorrect answers based on chance.

It is also something you ask to confuse people when you do not want to answer questions, or leave a conversation.
"Does this permit meet the prerequisites of the Base Blooben Test?" - Grian asks Scar to leave the permit office.
by EmeraldTheOne March 8, 2024
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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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