Rusty Arnoff

The Sexual Position/Act of coercing your significant other to eat your asshole, and then proceeding to kick her out of your live-in situation following the tossing of said salad.

"Dude, Kelley totally tossed my salad and the moment she was done, I told her to move all her shit out of the house or I was calling the cops. She got hit with the Rusty Arnoff!

by SoulInSeoul July 20, 2010

rusty rivet

slang in england for arsehole or rusty bullet hole

she loves it when i stick my finger up her rusty rivet

by andrex September 30, 2008

Rusty taco

A name for a gruesome yeast infection

Man, my rusty taco is really bothering me!

by gamergril123 May 3, 2019

Rusty piccolo

When a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a piccolo getting rid of the spit

man"I want a rusty piccolo" man or women "Whats that?" man "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" man or women "ok"

by Cheese Wilson February 7, 2010

Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 28, 2005

Rusty Venture

Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.

Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Alec Wallace November 24, 2010

Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015