Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 28, 2008

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Top faloopen

The act of being on top of your sex partner and faloopen every hole that is in the reach of your pinkie toe.

"top faloopen" plugging ones hole with your pinkie toe

by Weldy Weldy face August 19, 2011

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A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain February 14, 2008

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When you take a dump on top of the toilet tank lid.

I was thinking of taking an upper decker at Carl's house but decided to give him a top shelfer instead,

by MrWizzrd February 24, 2021

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hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

by d February 15, 2004

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When someone is fighting and takes their shirt off.

He got angry. Then he “pop top” and threw hands with the other guy.

by See Oh November 23, 2019

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the queen of alll lassiness

by mindtheafrobro December 02, 2013

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