Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky

Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy

by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024

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dans ma trousse

The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...

French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."

by glebus June 17, 2024

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The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.

wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.

by the killing man June 25, 2024

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The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024

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DAN

This is a derogatory term used by racists to subtly insult people of color. It stands for Dumb, Ass, Nigger/Nigga. Users of this word will try to continue to call someone this name even when they know thats not their official name.

They may try to hide their tracks by saying "You look like a DAN" or "You remind me of a DAN" or "DAN suits you as a nickname."

"Hey whats up DAN how are you doing?" or "Hey this is DAN the guy I was telling you guys about"

by Urbanreader7 April 12, 2025

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