Ryan Browning

The act of driving around with your gas light consistently on and/or putting as little money into your gas tank as possible.

My gas light just came on, I should stop and put 37 cents in so I'm not out here Ryan Browning it

by Mfusco78 August 16, 2017

brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

by Stalin37 March 20, 2005

brown alert

when someone has to take a major shit

oh god, look out brown alert comin through.

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.

Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.

by TZ January 20, 2006

audible brown

During the commission of vaginal sex in the "doggy-style" position, the man sticks his arms out (as a QB would when calling an audible) and yells "Audible brown! Audible brown!". He then withdraws his penis from his partner's vagina and re-inserts it into her anus. This move is perfectly legal when in question of having anal sex since the man has made clear of his intentions.

"Yeah baby, how's that feel?"

"Good, but I've got something better! ... Audible brown! Audible brown! Hutt!"

by funnysex October 30, 2007

Brown Diamond

Slang for a turd or poo.

My dog has left a mine field of Brown Diamonds in the yard.

by Glenduh the Good Witch January 13, 2010

Brown Stranger

A Brown Stranger is a shit that is left in a stall by someone unknown to you that is not flushed. You normally discover a brown stranger in a public bathroom, but occasionaly they appear in your home, these are nicknamed: "Brown Familliars"

Yo, MARK!, Dont bother using the second stall! Someones left a fucking Brown Stranger

by JD Malcolm April 27, 2006