Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).

*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*

"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin

by Pizza party February 12, 2014

Park Fart

It's when you fart, in a park. Note: this must be acknowledged by someone.

I'm going to head out to the bar-b-q and park fart on some family.

by DG Bootystank September 5, 2009

fart slicer

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.

"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"

by thewetblanket March 9, 2012

cootie fart

When one breaks wind from the vagina after getting brutally pounded

I pounded that pussy so deep and so hard that she cootie farted afterwards

by Presidentdickwad March 28, 2019

Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.

“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

fart-bag

A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.

Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!

by Iso-smell May 21, 2011