Test Pickle

When a virgin girl (or non virgin, bi, or lesbian) wants to know what a dick feels like so she proceeds to use a cucumber and after it is used it has white fuzz on it. Thus the test pickle.
I was at Jessica's house and found a test pickle under her bed! She must be desperate.
by Steffan Fischer March 18, 2015
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Tested Positive

Having a big dick
by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022
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Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
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Isolation Test

When you've spent heaps of days in iso and are itching to get out to see your mates in RL
Oh man, this isolation test is killing me. I reckon I'm about three days from breaking curfew and heading to Liam's for some chalkies.
by isobeard May 07, 2020
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

a running capability test usually used on children to test their ability to run. this was especially common in elementary schools in the early 2000s to 2015, however, its recently fell out of fashion in some schools, due to children now being special little fucking snowflakes who cant run for their life.

this was also referred to as a torture method for 2nd and 5th graders, as the test is timed for every lap (running from point A, to point B back to point A), and this time limit goes up faster. most crotch goblins cant get past lap 5-7
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."

or

Mike: "holy shit, i just finished the fitness gram pacer test"
Bryan: "damn, i only could make it to lap 5 before i passed out"
by Zer0Rebel4 November 09, 2020
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