jordon smith

The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.

God I fucking love Jordon Smith!!!
Damn is that Jordon over there?? 😍

by memesmlk January 9, 2019

Will Smith

Like Kayne West only instead of the grammy's it's the Oscar's and more violent.

Comedian: hey girl you gonna give someone cooties with that dress. Girls's husband: shut up before I Will Smith your ass!

by stainless67 March 28, 2022

mis smith

she thinks she can dance but she actually looks like a hobo trying to wank. she also tells girls to eat her out ans she says here shoes are designer but there the bobbing ton market

mis smith told me to eat here out

by I am Mr moose January 30, 2018

Mason Hughes Smith

Very overthinking. Always wants to be the best for other people. Funny, pretty chubby.

Oh look it's Mason Hughes Smith!

by Diem22w838d May 16, 2022

Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 13, 2021

dorothy smith

Dorothy Smith is a really hot girl from Canada on FaceBook who adds random people. She's a model and posts hot ass pictures regularly. She is on FaceBook as a person, not a page. She might message you. I have heard someone say she asked for credit card number, but besides that she has really hot pictures.

I hope you like meeting new people. I'm Dorothy Smith.

by Villain King November 5, 2013

Will Smith ‘em

When someone is just being a Chris Rock.

Person 1: “Why did you sleep with my wife?”
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”

(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)

by TheRedPandaMan March 28, 2022