short

lottie and charlotte

wow u r so lottie and short

by notameliaproc November 11, 2020

A Few Players Short

A phrase for calling someone retarded.

Bill: Hey Bob, what’s 2+2?
Bob: uhhh... 7?
John: Looks like Bob’s a few players short.

by Fuck.You.Mom January 16, 2019

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

Short

What you call someone who’s height significantly smaller than yours

Bob: “yo bro, your short”
Steve: “Be quiet,I’m only 5”2”

by Lilmantis_15 November 9, 2022

Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''

On November 22 you can slide tackle your short friend.

''National Slide tackle the short friend day''Is were you can slide tackle the short friend.

by National Holiday board November 21, 2024