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Rusty Arnoff

The Sexual Position/Act of coercing your significant other to eat your asshole, and then proceeding to kick her out of your live-in situation following the tossing of said salad.
"Dude, Kelley totally tossed my salad and the moment she was done, I told her to move all her shit out of the house or I was calling the cops. She got hit with the Rusty Arnoff!
by SoulInSeoul July 20, 2010
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rusty rivet

she loves it when i stick my finger up her rusty rivet
by andrex September 30, 2008
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Rusty taco

Man, my rusty taco is really bothering me!
by gamergril123 May 3, 2019
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rusty roethlisberger

The act of locking a women in a stall of a public bathroom, relentlessly raping her in the asshole, then promptly losing superbowl XLV. Much like pulling a ben roethlisberger, the distinction being the anal sex and sucking a fat one in the superbowl right after.
Guy 1: Did you see how bad Roethlisberger played in the superbowl!?
Guy 2: Yeah man I was at the game, it was weird my wife went to the bathroom before the game and when she came back she was bleeding out of her asshole.
Guy 1: Dude, Big Ben must have given her the rusty roethlisberger!
Guy 2: What a douche, I'm glad that fucker got his ass kicked by Aaron Rodgers.
Guy 1: Yeah, he really doesn't put the team on his back like Greg Jennings does.
by brochill69 February 26, 2011
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Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.
Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.
by Warren3174 December 28, 2005
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Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy
I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!
by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010
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Rusty Venture

Master bating until your dick is so raw and red that you can no longer get off.
Man, I really gave myself a Rusty Venture earlier and its really burning right now.
by Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeqwe November 26, 2010
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