Urban Poser

When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.

Pure and utter bullshit, urban poser

by whateverwhatever12345 February 14, 2013

Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.

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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!

by QuakerOatsMapleBrownSugar May 4, 2013

290 Pose

The "290 Pose" is an act witch someone is taking a bathroom selfie and runs out of idea's for poses and decides to prop his leg up against the towel rack and makes a dramatic looking face and takes a picture as if everything is normal.

Hey did you see Gino's "290 Pose"?
Everyone's been doing it lately.

by Seth killian June 21, 2014

swag pose

Three fingers (index/middle/ring) placed on the lower face often one finger placed on the nose, one on the top lip and one on the chin.

*peace sign pose*

"Oh I thought you was doing the swag pose then"

by Swagposequeen January 26, 2014

GT poser

A fisherman with all the bells and whistles for catching caranix iginobilis and doesn't know how to use it!

Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!

by 76Dragon September 7, 2016

Hater-poser

A hater who is also a poser. A person who hates on others because said person thinks he knows a lot about something (but he doesn't, he's more a poser ).

Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .

John: Hey I really like this style of music.

Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)

John: Adam is a hater-poser.

by Going back out August 23, 2016

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016