Paper cut

A tree's last revenge

#paper cut

by unsub to t-series December 20, 2018

Psychic paper

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.

Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.

by Wadlaen February 27, 2023

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017

tropical paper

paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff

Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper

by I love roblox noobs September 10, 2021

meme paper

a college degree

Even though I have a meme paper, I can't find a job in my industry.

by thorgt May 2, 2022

paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 18, 2024

paper chin

The act of being an absolute bafoon and an idiot or a dumbass whore who has no life and should just end it now.

Kevin was over there trying to pull the nails out of that board without a hammer what a paper chin

by Mike hocks hard April 16, 2021