cash money paper 

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.

-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".

cash money paper by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

Lisa left the paper towel by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021

Ur nans adoption paper 

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper by Niall Kenneally April 1, 2021

Lick The Paper Towel 

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

Lick The Paper Towel by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

Fishnet toilet paper 

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

Fishnet toilet paper by Elise girly May 19, 2021

Go eat paper 

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

Go eat paper by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021

Three toilet paper emojis 

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

Three toilet paper emojis by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021