June 3rd

June 3rd is the day the best people are born. Everyone on June 3rd is beautiful, funny, smart, gorgeous, a vibe to be around, and the best of the best. You’re lucky if you know someone born on June 3rd.

“My friend Jarred is awesome, of course he was born on June 3rd

by JShlort69 May 12, 2024

June

The sixth month of the year that represents warm weather.

Boy: Why is it so hot?
Girl: Haven't you noticed? It's June silly!
Boy: Oh.

by anonymous April 23, 2022

June 2nd

National “send your husband an outdoor photo of your titties” Day.

It’s June 2nd, of course my wife sent me a photo of her titties from the back yard.

by FatFvck June 2, 2024

June 1st

give your girl friend your hoodie day

“hey can i have your hoodie today?” “why??” “it’s june 1st!”

by XXXsoda..$ May 31, 2023

The June 7th Incident

The day that ai_sponge got copyrighted. It was one of the funniest live streams I’ve ever seen. Now they can’t stream anymore in danger of copyright strikes. The June 7th Incident was named by the creator themself.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of the June 7th Incident?

Guy 2: No, and I don’t want to know.

Guy 1: Kys

by bfdi June 8, 2023

June 5

you have got a small dick

“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”

by urmother2022 January 12, 2022

June third

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down a flight of stairs whether it's kid toy stairs or a real life building type of stairs. A real good experience and bonding time for the both of you, very romantic in the feefeelandian language <33

Mecha, sweating: Please get away-
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020