Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.

"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.

by Old Jimbob2 October 14, 2010

Mountain Stacks

Especially large breasts.

Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’

by redbirds003 December 14, 2024

THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK

This is the creator of the religion 'Camelism' He guided the great camel on his journey in camelism. His essence was passed down to 'Harrison' who now leads Camelism.

Person 1: THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL MOUNTAIN MONK was very sigma

Person 2: Yes, indeed he was

by Sigma Camel March 25, 2024

the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

Rocky Mountain Butt Disease

A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.

Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.

by BAM2018 October 6, 2020

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

sock mountain

Mountain O' sock

Just toss it on the sock mountain!

by s33 June 4, 2009