Monkey Lunchbox

The act of bidding and winning an item off Ebay, then realizing that you spent too much money and didn't want it anymore.

The result is that you end up not paying for the item and then lie to the seller as to why you're not buying it.

This is all done in an effort to avoid receiving negative feedback.

* This term came about after winning a $50 bid for an old lunchbox that featured a chimpanzee on it. A lie was created and told to the seller- No negative feedback was given.

I pulled a Monky Lunchbox when I didn't pay for a bootleg copy of Over the Top DVD I'd won.

by BadHippo February 7, 2005

Monkey Rolls

1. A football drill that consists of three people rolling under and jumping over one another.

2. When two buddies are each having sex with two girls that are close friends, they spontaneously jump off the females. Guy # 1 Jumps over and Guy # 2 who rolls under him, they then switch and repeat.

Guy #1: Man i hate hate two a days, monkey rolls suck!

Guy #2: Me and my friend monkey rolled the two hottest girls in school.

by Semuh December 11, 2009

Squirrel Monkey

When a short person gets really pissed and is ready to attack you

Man, my girl will go off on you like a Squirrel Monkey....its Jersey shore bitch!

by matchesb January 7, 2011

monkey junky

A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex.

Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one look at her matted hairy crotch and couldn't resist driving in

by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

by MagesRealm July 1, 2009

Sucks Monkey

For use when something (or someone) is not acceptable.

"Your car broke down? That sucks monkey!"

or...

"Sixth Formers suck monkey"

by Chib December 10, 2004

kink monkey

Refering to anyone considered to be horny, kinky, or sexually permiscuous

Bob: She is such a kink monkey!
Josh: Why?
Bob: she fucked me 10 times and was still ready for more!!!
Josh: Holy mother of shit!

by Michelle13 November 15, 2007