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One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.
Megan by Meloner June 18, 2019
An amazing gall who loves a party she always is wanting to help she is also quite the flirt and loves to hang out with her squad Thomas Lucy and Thomas . She has a soft spot for animals and loves her dog she has lots of friends and is very emotional when things get tough but let me tell you boys she is a tough cookie so treat her right 😉
ThomasR: wow megan is so kind

ThomasM: yeh I wish she was my gf

Lucy: yo guys Megan isn’t your toy she is a strong girl so watch out
Megan by Happygirl June 26, 2019
The act of overpouring drinks, with the goal of making the drinker regret their decisions.
I went to the pub for happy hour and I totally got Meganed! I didn’t leave till close and I feel like death.
Meganed by Stoker2277 June 26, 2019
A female with a alien headass no tittys no ass all nipple no titty and reeks of 10 cans of bounce that ass and a side of hot dog water and to top it all off she got a hairy roast beef coochie
Megan stinks like dick sweat
Megan by Dickwater69 July 13, 2019
Megan is a salty little b, shes gonna be nice if u get on her bad side she'll just ignore you like she always does no shade to all you megans theres some megans that r like that and they act like shi tbh there so annoying and dumb they are the worst anyways some megans are rlly NICE HELPFUL N COOL but some r just dumb to the level
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A vegan who eats meat.
I am a vegan but when I go out for dinner I don't like to put folks out so I eat meat; hence I am a megan
Megan by IAmTheBell July 26, 2019